Watch your back Barack

Dear Barack Obama,

The Secret Service agents all around you probably call you a nigger behind your back. Their bosses certainly do.

America really fucking sucks

I don't know what else to say about this except that it's seriously fucked up to go around loading up people on anti-psychotic drugs as a form of control.

and justice for all

“I was pulled over just about every time I left Miss Ann’s house,” Hanks says. “They’d ask me, ‘Why are you hanging out with those niggers, those drug dealers?’

fuck the south

fuck the police

What are you gonna be when you grow up?

COP KILLER!

The New America

"The burden of proof is on the individual to show they're legally entitled to be in the United States"

Chinga la migra!

Lakota liberation

The Lakota have withdrawn from all treaties with the US Government and declared themselves an independent sovereign nation. Can't say I blame them, it's not like the US government has ever adhered to the treaties. If you really hate taxes but can't afford to move to a Middle Eastern or Caribbean tax haven, you can now renounce your US citizenship and move to Lakota territory!

worst campaign video ever

This is bad on SO many levels, it's insane. Besides the horrible singing by a bunch of ugly Young Republicans, half the shit doesn't even make sense (two Udalls? wtf?), the parts that do make sense are bullshit (How has 7 years of GOP rule made the Democrats responsible for $4 a gallon gas?), and the rest of it is really just not funny. Whoever came up with the idea for this video should be waterboarded because this shit is terrifyingly bad.

The War on Christmas

Last Christmas most people had a hard time finding Christmas cards that indicated in any way that Christmas commemorated Someone's Birth. Easter they will have the same difficulty in finding Easter cards that contain any suggestion that Easter commemorates a certain event. There will be rabbits and eggs and spring flowers, but a hint of the Resurrection will be hard to find. Now, all this begins with the designers of the cards.

- Henry Ford, from "The International Jew: The World's Foremost Problem"

eat me, drink me

"That's when two guys stood up and showed us their Jesus tattoos," she said. "They started yelling at us and telling us we have no savior. I started to yell back when one of them spat in my face," Krischanvich said. "I didn't let it bother me, and I told him, 'Jesus turned the other cheek,' and that is when the fight started."

Republican Jesus doesn't turn the other cheek, he bitchslaps faggots, kikes, and ragheads. Learn your place untermensch.

raised to be lowered

Republicans fear darkie

So cared of big black men they're willing to pay $20 to give 'em head!

that's how I roll...

It's always funny when rich people decide to build a secret underground lair.
I'm more from the James Bond supervillain school of having a mixed-use facility (debauchery AND world domination), but I can still respect a purely recreational lair dedicated exclusively to sex and drugs.

Republicans are scared of darkie

What happens when the NAACP invites all the Republican presidential candidates to a debate?


Embarrassing things happen.

Republican Justice

Any man who goes by the name "Scooter" probably won't survive long in prison, so perhaps Bush wanted to save Scooter Libby's life.

More likely is Bush didn't want Scooter to talk.

no retards allowed

If you are a developmentally disabled non-gringo in LA County Jail, NEVER SIGN ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER.

Barrack Obama is so fucking BLACK

Did you know he is trying to start a race war?

the will to be against

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus

last night I prayed

I didn't know that the almighty Baby Jeebus answered the prayers of degenerate atheists like me:

God has struck Jerry Falwell down!

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'"

Amen.

the media elite

When it comes to the big Sunday morning political talk shows it's nothing but crackers as far as the eye can see.

nappy dugout