holy warriors

I'm in your militaries killing your god.

fuck the cripples

worst campaign video ever

This is bad on SO many levels, it's insane. Besides the horrible singing by a bunch of ugly Young Republicans, half the shit doesn't even make sense (two Udalls? wtf?), the parts that do make sense are bullshit (How has 7 years of GOP rule made the Democrats responsible for $4 a gallon gas?), and the rest of it is really just not funny. Whoever came up with the idea for this video should be waterboarded because this shit is terrifyingly bad.

Americans hate America

Most Americans think the government is shit, the economy sucks, and we are all doomed.

fuck the troops

Republicans shaft the longest serving ground troops in Iraq. I guess they don't like them to get an education, it might make it easier for them to figure out that the Republicans and the military leadership don't give a shit about them.

FU

Circa Mid-2003 - Tom Friendman, billionaire propagandist and total asshat:

Republicans fear darkie

So cared of big black men they're willing to pay $20 to give 'em head!

the screen is us and we're tv

We can slice the ugly off of you but not out of you:

I accidentally watched part of one of these shows recently, it featured a couple in their 20's. The girl had her labia customized, the guy had ball sack shrunk. They said they were embarrassed to be naked in the light, but now they can fuck all day without blushing. The final scene was them sitting on a boat discussing these facts with their parents. The girl commented to her dad that her boyfriends nuts smack her in a different spot now that they don't hang so low. Her mom suggested that her dad get the procedure done himself. And so on. O, depraved new world that has such people in it!

someone torture this guy already!

Gonzales is perpetually unable to tell the truth. Clearly he just needs a bit of the old "enhanced interrogation." I'm sure we could get Dick Cheney to hook some electrodes up to Alberto's balls...

Republican Justice

Any man who goes by the name "Scooter" probably won't survive long in prison, so perhaps Bush wanted to save Scooter Libby's life.

More likely is Bush didn't want Scooter to talk.

evil librarians!

They're trying to turn our children into witches!!!

this dystopia

Death in the hospital:

Parked in the emergency room lobby in a wheelchair after police left, she fell to the floor. She lay on the linoleum, writhing in pain, for 45 minutes, as staffers worked at their desks and numerous patients looked on.

Aside from one patient who briefly checked on her condition, no one helped her. A janitor cleaned the floor around her as if she were a piece of furniture. A closed-circuit camera captured everyone's apparent indifference.

Arriving to find Rodriguez on the floor, her boyfriend unsuccessfully tried to enlist help from the medical staff and county police — even a 911 dispatcher, who balked at sending rescuers to a hospital.

Alerted to the "disturbance" in the lobby, police stepped in — by running Rodriguez's record. They found an outstanding warrant and prepared to take her to jail. She died before she could be put into a squad car.

It's shit like this which makes me seriously consider moving to France.

The Decider

"The question is, who ought to make that decision? The Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear -- I'm the commander guy."

Kouichi Toyama for Mayor!

This wins as the most awesome campaign speech in history:

Laura Bush is a total asshat

Think of all the horrors of the Debacle in Iraqle. Now try to think of who has suffered the most. Did Laura and George pop into your head?

If she wants to see real suffering she should go visit some of the tens of thousands of severely injured soldiers, or the families of the dead, or maybe even some of the front line grunts living in tents who get serenaded by mortars and gunfire every night. Then she can shut the fuck up and go back to popping Xanax and wondering why George spends so much time alone with Condi.

fuck The Blogger Team

Been locked out of my blog since it was alleged I was an evil spammer, finally just got it unlocked:

Hello,

Your blog has been reviewed, verified, and cleared for regular use so that
it will no longer appear as potential spam. If you sign out of Blogger and
sign back in again, you should be able to post as normal. Thanks for your
patience, and we apologize for any inconvenience this has caused.

Sincerely,
The Blogger Team

Hillary = France

Mitt Romney is ONE CRAZY MORMON!!!

Enmity toward France, where Romney did his Mormon mission during college, is a recurring theme of the document. The European Union, it says at one point, wants to “drag America down to Europe’s standards,” adding: “That’s where Hillary and Dems would take us. Hillary = France.” The plan even envisions “First, not France” bumper stickers.

Can people fucking get over this anti-France bullshit already? FRANCE WAS FUCKING RIGHT. I'd love it if the US was more like France. They beat us on every fucking measurement of quality of life.

Narcissus Narcosis

Science has proven what we all know:

Kids these days are a bunch of self-centered, selfish, spoiled fucking brats.

Even more so than their self-centered baby boomer parents who made them that way, which is quite the feat!

explosive lent

Here is a weird story, someone rigged up three CD players in a church to play dirty sex talk during mass. The church discovered the CD players and moved them to the basement and then called the cops. The cops decided to BLOW UP TWO OF THE CD PLAYERS (?!?!). What's up with that? If they thought the CD players were explosive why not blow all of them up? CNN is too chickenshit to ask.

Barrack Obama is so brown (5)

Obama is so scary, even the Australian Prime Minister is freaking out:

"If I was running al-Qaeda in Iraq, I would put a circle around March 2008 and pray, as many times as possible, for a victory not only for Obama, but also for the Democrats."

Now, I'm not one to get all pissy when people comment on the domestic politics of nations in which they are not a citizen. It doesn't really bother me, we're all stuck on this planet together and domestic politics often have non-domestic effects. So even though I'm no Australian I don't think it is wrong of me to say that John Howard is even more of a shit house pommy bastard than Bush's better known poodle. That out of the way, does anyone honestly believe that al Qaeda wants the US out of Iraq? The US occupation of Iraq has been a recruiting and training bonanza, it's a goldmine for them. The continuing inability to recognize this is completely shocking to me.