Can you be gang-raped by a corporation?

It sure looks like it. If I were The Decider I would of declared Haliburton a terrorist organization, used a Predator to take out their next board meeting, and then nationalized the entire fucking company after they got busted knowingly providing rotten food to our troops, or contaminated water, or any other number of terrible things that have done.

the mechanical heart

Hillary Clinton hates America

Pentagon calls Hillary a traitor. To paraphrase the DOD: "You'll ask what I want, when I want, so shut the fuck up bitch!"

someone torture this guy already!

Gonzales is perpetually unable to tell the truth. Clearly he just needs a bit of the old "enhanced interrogation." I'm sure we could get Dick Cheney to hook some electrodes up to Alberto's balls...

the man who disapeared

At one point the Whitehouse loved to talk about capturing al-Libi and all the great info he was sharing. Then it was revealed that they got the info by having the Egyptian security services brutally torture him. Ever since his torture was revealed it's like he stopped existing. Where the fuck is al-Libi?

I think Dickhead Cheney keeps him in a cage under his bed.

i got my fist, i got my plan, i got survivalism

year zero

pwned!!!

Dick Cheney is a dick.