Watch your back Barack

Dear Barack Obama,

The Secret Service agents all around you probably call you a nigger behind your back. Their bosses certainly do.

America really fucking sucks

I don't know what else to say about this except that it's seriously fucked up to go around loading up people on anti-psychotic drugs as a form of control.

The New America

"The burden of proof is on the individual to show they're legally entitled to be in the United States"

Chinga la migra!

weed for war

Did you know that people who grow weed are terrorists?

someone torture this guy already!

Gonzales is perpetually unable to tell the truth. Clearly he just needs a bit of the old "enhanced interrogation." I'm sure we could get Dick Cheney to hook some electrodes up to Alberto's balls...

support the troops

Why is our government so fucking cruel? Yeah, she's an illegal immigrant. But god fucking DAMN - her husband is MIA in Iraq. He's probably already been tortured and decapitated for some fucked up snuff film propaganda. What kind of sick assholes would then deport the poor bastards wife?

I wish Osama was my travel agent

After 9/11 it seems like Osama bin Laden was the only motherfucker around who could charter a plane. WHAT THE FUCK.
Seriously, what the hell is going on here? Osama bin Laden can charter planes to fly his family out of the US with special treatment from the feds while the rest of America is stranded. What the hell is wrong with the FBI?

pigs

Here is a well-written account of an unfortunate encounter with thugs in an airport:

As I lay still on the pavement, Officer Wingate walked over to my glasses and smashed them into the ground with his boot. I was handcuffed, body searched and baggage searched.

Has anyone ever had a positive encounter with security at an airport? It seems like they are always rude power-tripping bastards.

destruction may be immanent

no retards allowed

If you are a developmentally disabled non-gringo in LA County Jail, NEVER SIGN ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER.

freedom isn't free

This is an absolutely fascinating case of a man accused of terrorism who has destroyed his own freedom in order to save it:

To convince the Feds of his innocence, Elahi has made his life an open book. Whenever they want, officials can go to his site and see where he is and what he's doing. Indeed, his server logs show hits from the Pentagon, the Secretary of Defense, and the Executive Office of the President, among others.

stripped

They didn't have to apologize:

“On behalf of the Department of Homeland Security, I offer you my sincere apology for having to undergo a strip search”

The sad thing is that this woman was just trying to visit her son in Florida. Instead she got imprisoned for several days, strip searched, and then deported to England (which seems odd since she is from Spain). But of course, you never know who might be a terrorist:

Jawad was traveling to Clearwater to visit her 16-year-old son, who lived with her ex-husband, Ahmad Maki Kubba. Kubba, an Iraqi exile and American citizen for 27 years, was praised last year by Gov. Jeb. Bush for organizing a group to vote in Iraq’s election.

If her husband isn't suspicious enough, perhaps her son:

Kubba said his ex-wife’s detention prompted his son to move to Spain.

“I lost my son because of what happened,” Kubba said. “My son wanted to be in the U.S. Navy, and he speaks both English and Arabic. He would have been just what they are looking for. What they did to Jawad was unfair and is hurting America.”

Nicely done DHS: you terrorized an innocent woman, fucked up her ex-husbands life, and scared off a desperately needed military recruit. At least you apologized, huh? That makes it all OK.