and justice for all

“I was pulled over just about every time I left Miss Ann’s house,” Hanks says. “They’d ask me, ‘Why are you hanging out with those niggers, those drug dealers?’

fuck the south

holy warriors

I'm in your militaries killing your god.

burn the witch!

Our good friends in Saudi Arabia seem to get off on executing women.

with friends like these...

Unclean American bitches think they can sit in a Starbucks and use teh interwebs? Stone them to death!

a declaration of war against Scientology

baby dragons

The Afghanification of Iraq is progressing nicely.

The War on Christmas

Last Christmas most people had a hard time finding Christmas cards that indicated in any way that Christmas commemorated Someone's Birth. Easter they will have the same difficulty in finding Easter cards that contain any suggestion that Easter commemorates a certain event. There will be rabbits and eggs and spring flowers, but a hint of the Resurrection will be hard to find. Now, all this begins with the designers of the cards.

- Henry Ford, from "The International Jew: The World's Foremost Problem"

eat me, drink me

"That's when two guys stood up and showed us their Jesus tattoos," she said. "They started yelling at us and telling us we have no savior. I started to yell back when one of them spat in my face," Krischanvich said. "I didn't let it bother me, and I told him, 'Jesus turned the other cheek,' and that is when the fight started."

Republican Jesus doesn't turn the other cheek, he bitchslaps faggots, kikes, and ragheads. Learn your place untermensch.

Osama bin Laden tells it like it is

It's pretty sad when a terrorist leader can give a more articulate speech than the President of the United State (are you at OPEC or APEC shithead?). Assuming this is really Osama and not some lame attempt at psyops, which is certainly possible...

Stephen Baldwin is crazy as fuck!

And The Evildoers better watch out because he is going on a Military Crusade in Iraq.

evil librarians!

They're trying to turn our children into witches!!!

death to the pornographers!

If I worked for the CIA I would be putting together a porn production company right about now...

ignorant fucks

Are you a Republican?
Are you religious?

If the answer to either of the above questions is yes the odds are that you are a total fucking idiot.

fuck Saudi Arabia too

They're the same as the fucking Taliban, except they've got oil.

the will to be against

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus

an American suicide

So the Democrats capitulated to Bush on the Iraq funding bill. No real benchmarks required. No timetables. Yet another blank check to pay for more useless deaths.

Meanwhile, the sabers continue to rattle through the Middle East. Gas prices continue to climb. Housing prices continue to fall. National debt continues to grow with no end in sight. The trade deficit continues to skyrocket. The climate continues to change. American culture continues its obsession with celebrity and vacuous entertainment. Etc. Etc. Etc...

Some academic who has studied these sorts of things once said something along the lines of " civilizations are never destroyed unless they commit suicide". We've got the bullets in the gun and the barrel in our mouth, we can watch the season finale of American Idol while we pull the trigger.

last night I prayed

I didn't know that the almighty Baby Jeebus answered the prayers of degenerate atheists like me:

God has struck Jerry Falwell down!

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'"

Amen.

Laura Bush is a total asshat

Think of all the horrors of the Debacle in Iraqle. Now try to think of who has suffered the most. Did Laura and George pop into your head?

If she wants to see real suffering she should go visit some of the tens of thousands of severely injured soldiers, or the families of the dead, or maybe even some of the front line grunts living in tents who get serenaded by mortars and gunfire every night. Then she can shut the fuck up and go back to popping Xanax and wondering why George spends so much time alone with Condi.

i got my fist, i got my plan, i got survivalism

year zero

religious objections

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free.

I'm going to break down the story linked above because it is so totally fucked up I feel a need to make the time-line of events clear so the slow ones get it too:

1) 21-year old woman gets dragged behind a building while walking to her car late at night and is raped.

2) Raped woman calls police.

3) Police pick her up and begin investigating the rape.

4) Police discover rape victim failed to pay restitution on a juvenile arrest and thus has an outstanding warrant.

5) Police stop investigating the rape, arrest the rape victim, and take her to jail where she stays imprisoned for several days.

6) Jail staff deny rape victim access to emergency birth control given to her by a doctor citing "religious objections".

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF COUNTRY DO WE LIVE IN?!?!?

UPDATE: It turns out the arrest warrant was a "paperwork error":

It was from an arrest when the woman was a juvenile and she was accused of not paying restitution. The woman says she was not aware there was a warrant out for her, and her attorney says it appears to be a paperwork error.