The Bible, interpreted literally

"And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away."

deus ex machina

Hook me up to the god machine.

last night I prayed

I didn't know that the almighty Baby Jeebus answered the prayers of degenerate atheists like me:

God has struck Jerry Falwell down!

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'"

Amen.

punk rock cave man

Richard Dawkins continues his brutal public clubbing of god's corpse. He's like an atheist Mike Tyson, biting the metaphorical ears off all who dare challenge him.

god is a terrorist

Pat Robertson says god wants to kill some Americans:

``I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear,'' he said during his news-and-talk television show ``The 700 Club'' on the Christian Broadcasting Network. ``The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.''

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

It's funny how god always says what people want to hear.