machine gun

Nuke England!

Fucking Brits have restarted their submarine-based nuclear weapons program. Can a US invasion be far behind?

American family values

A note to all your Brits, please don't bring your children to America if you don't want them traumatized by our government.

new portishead

10 years and they are finally putting out another album.

blood on my hands

nuke Tehran

Freaky motherfuckers with bad fashion sense got nothing but hate for "all Iranians", too bad they run the show in the Pentagon.

try to resist

the silent sum of a businessman

wankers

Bunch of potheads take over the British government and now they want to impose stiffer penalties on potheads. Irony got the munchies and choked to death on bangers and mash.

war animals

In Iran someone has got squirrels kitted out with spy gear.

In Iraq the British have released man eating badgers.

It's a mad world.

the tortured torturer

Interesting stuff:

Not long ago in Iraq, he felt "absolute power," he said, over men kept in cages. Lagouranis had forced a grandfather to kneel all night in the cold and bombarded others in metal shipping containers with the tape of the self-help parody "Feel This Book: An Essential Guide to Self-Empowerment, Spiritual Supremacy, and Sexual Satisfaction," by comedians Ben Stiller and Janeane Garofalo. ("They hated it," Lagouranis recalled. "Like, 'Please! Just stop that voice!' ")

If you are a content producer it may be worthwhile to have your lawyer add a "no torture" clause to your copyrights so you can sue assholes like Mr. Lagouranis.

doubled up inside

big exit

bring down the government

...gun in hand

this ain't rock 'n roll, this is genocide!

Keith Richards is a badass motherfucker

When his dad died in 2002 he snorted his ashes mixed with cocaine.

That's about as hardcore as it gets right there. Who can ever top that?

the asphalt world

One of the best guitar rockouts since NIN's Ruiner:

the silent sum of a businessman

natural selection

On this day in the year 1809 one of the greatest revolutionaries in human history was born.