the shape of things to come

Japan murders whales and kidnaps anti-whaling activists

Dear, Japan,
Fuck you.

Now please go back to making fucked up game shows.

Popeye

Japanese whale hunters are lucky the ELF doesn't have a navy.

"and then the last one died..."

Have I mentioned my support for a war on motherfuckers who hunt endangered species?

Odds are that the person who will murder the very last mountain gorilla is alive today. Maybe it is you? There are less than 700 left, it shouldn't take you more than a couple of years to kill them all. Make sure you post video of the last one dying on YouTube, I don't think many people have witnessed an actual extinction as it happened.

war animals

In Iran someone has got squirrels kitted out with spy gear.

In Iraq the British have released man eating badgers.

It's a mad world.

fuck our species

We need a war on motherfuckers who kill endangered species.

a war I could start

If I were The Commander Guy/The Decider I would give the Rwandan/Congolese rebel groups three days to clear the area, then I would do whatever it took to stop shit like this from happening again.

this monkey's gone to heaven

It is totally awesome that they have given this money a robotic arm and totally fucking disturbing that they keep the poor thing in a plastic box and watch it feed itself with its new mechanical appendage. How can anyone do that to a fucking monkey?