that monkey died for my grin

Japan murders whales and kidnaps anti-whaling activists

Dear, Japan,
Fuck you.

Now please go back to making fucked up game shows.

Popeye

Japanese whale hunters are lucky the ELF doesn't have a navy.

raised to be lowered

quick, unplug the internets!

"So I've told people that, if you're interested in avoiding World War III, it seems like you ought to be interested in preventing them from having the knowledge necessary to make a nuclear weapon"

Dear Iran, please do not click on this link. Thank you.

the silent sum of a businessman

so long, and thanks for nothing

Yangtze river dolphin, RIP:

After more than 20 million years on the planet, the Yangtze river dolphin is today officially declared extinct, the first species of cetacean (whale, dolphin or porpoise) to be driven from this planet by human activity.

it's evolution, baby!

best music video EVER.

that monkey died for my grin

"and then the last one died..."

Have I mentioned my support for a war on motherfuckers who hunt endangered species?

Odds are that the person who will murder the very last mountain gorilla is alive today. Maybe it is you? There are less than 700 left, it shouldn't take you more than a couple of years to kill them all. Make sure you post video of the last one dying on YouTube, I don't think many people have witnessed an actual extinction as it happened.

Solomon's gold

A microcosm of the world.

fuck our species

We need a war on motherfuckers who kill endangered species.

a war I could start

If I were The Commander Guy/The Decider I would give the Rwandan/Congolese rebel groups three days to clear the area, then I would do whatever it took to stop shit like this from happening again.