Lakota liberation

The Lakota have withdrawn from all treaties with the US Government and declared themselves an independent sovereign nation. Can't say I blame them, it's not like the US government has ever adhered to the treaties. If you really hate taxes but can't afford to move to a Middle Eastern or Caribbean tax haven, you can now renounce your US citizenship and move to Lakota territory!

Americans hate America

Most Americans think the government is shit, the economy sucks, and we are all doomed.

Florida...

Where armed gangs of children force mothers to perform oral sex on their sons before raping them.

smoke for your health

Cigarettes prevent Parkinson's disease. WTF?

ignorant fucks

Are you a Republican?
Are you religious?

If the answer to either of the above questions is yes the odds are that you are a total fucking idiot.

I shot JFK

I think it was George Bush Sr. on the grassy knoll:

"This finding means that the bullet fragments from the assassination that match could have come from three or more separate bullets," the researchers said.

"If the assassination fragments are derived from three or more separate bullets, then a second assassin is likely, as the additional bullet would not be attributable to the main suspect, Mr. Oswald."

natural selection

On this day in the year 1809 one of the greatest revolutionaries in human history was born.

Friday random fact

Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after the death of Galileo. He holds the Lucasian Chair of Mathematics at Cambridge University, a post formerly held by Isaac Newton. He was expected to die before the age of 25 when initially diagnosed with ALS. In addition to being one of the greatest physicists in history he is also a skilled gansta rapper.