worst campaign video ever

This is bad on SO many levels, it's insane. Besides the horrible singing by a bunch of ugly Young Republicans, half the shit doesn't even make sense (two Udalls? wtf?), the parts that do make sense are bullshit (How has 7 years of GOP rule made the Democrats responsible for $4 a gallon gas?), and the rest of it is really just not funny. Whoever came up with the idea for this video should be waterboarded because this shit is terrifyingly bad.

Republicans fear darkie

So cared of big black men they're willing to pay $20 to give 'em head!

Your blog sucks

I was recently wondering why my blog sucks so bad and that the only people who ever read it come here because I once mentioned Dutch prostate milking (that's some wild stuff!) and of course they quickly leave because I don't meet their prostate milking needs. I asked and the wiseman known as WDF? answered:

Unless you work on something cool, are a celebrity, or are inventing something amazing (games, hardware, medicine, etc) then blogs are a waste of time. The problem with blogs, and myspace falls into this as well, is the people who blog believe that people out there care about what they are thinking... and that simply isn't the case.

No on reads your shitty blog, because no one really cares about what you're thinking. I mean the bottom line is there are like 9000 other blogs just like yours. Sometimes people's friends read their blogs... or family... but marketing to a wide audience is futile... as no one cares.


Harsh but true.

I agree, and yet here I am writing another post. I've come to accept that life is futile, that ultimately anything I do has no real meaning. The slogan of my revolution:
Futility is freedom!

reach out touch faith

Why is it that crazy wingnut Christian theofascists are always on teevee?

As pointed out in the article linked above, these people represent a narrow segment of America:

Polls have shown the moral concerns of the American people do not mirror those of the religious right. Asked to name the most serious moral crisis in America today, 22 percent said “corruption in government/business” and 17 percent said “greed and materialism” or “people too focused on themselves”; only 3 percent cited “abortion and homosexuality.”

Most people don't give a shit and will generally just do what the teevee tells them. Putting shitheads like these guys on teevee is part of what gives the theofascists such disproportionate power. I'd rather watch Dutch prostate milking.

Dutch TV

More of the funny:



Uncensored teevee for the win!

those wacky dutch people

TV in The Netherlands sounds like it is awesome.

My favorite quote from the CNN article:

The program, which claims to have an educational purpose, caused a scandal even before its first episode. One of the presenters experiments onscreen with all kinds of soft and hard drugs. The program also features the exploration of sexual activities, including S&M, swingers clubs, squirting female orgasms and prostate milking (shown in full detail), leading to a flurry of political disapproval.

Sounds educational to me! It's reading things like this which really hammer home just how completely censored the teevee is in the US. You can't even say shit. Everyone says shit. An even better example, when someone saying fuck is newsworthy the news can't report that they said fuck. Dick Cheney told a Senator to "go fuck himself" on the Senate floor. You can't put that on the news because you know, little kids might hear a bad word. Fuck that shit. The news is full of people being murdered and raped every single day, the word fuck isn't what we should be worried about.

As totally fucking insane Dutch teevee sounds from the article, I salute those crazy motherfuckers. If we had more people smoking pot and demonstrating whatever the fuck prostate milking is on our teevee we would all be a lot better off. At the very least it would finally give the Focus on the Family theofascist-types something genuine to complain about.