against all empires

People want a world without superpowers.

pigs choking kids

they grow them different there

France elects a "conservative" and his top foreign policy priority is ending the genocide in Darfur. It's pretty sad when another country has conservatives who are more kick ass than our "liberals".

support the troops

Why is our government so fucking cruel? Yeah, she's an illegal immigrant. But god fucking DAMN - her husband is MIA in Iraq. He's probably already been tortured and decapitated for some fucked up snuff film propaganda. What kind of sick assholes would then deport the poor bastards wife?

I wish Osama was my travel agent

After 9/11 it seems like Osama bin Laden was the only motherfucker around who could charter a plane. WHAT THE FUCK.
Seriously, what the hell is going on here? Osama bin Laden can charter planes to fly his family out of the US with special treatment from the feds while the rest of America is stranded. What the hell is wrong with the FBI?

evil librarians!

They're trying to turn our children into witches!!!

pigs

Here is a well-written account of an unfortunate encounter with thugs in an airport:

As I lay still on the pavement, Officer Wingate walked over to my glasses and smashed them into the ground with his boot. I was handcuffed, body searched and baggage searched.

Has anyone ever had a positive encounter with security at an airport? It seems like they are always rude power-tripping bastards.

Scalia thinks 24 is a documentary

Is it any wonder our Supreme Court makes such fucked up decisions?

destruction may be immanent

death to the pornographers!

If I worked for the CIA I would be putting together a porn production company right about now...

children of the gulag

Thanks to Grant for pointing out this Guardian article from 2003:

The US military has admitted that children aged 16 years and younger are among the detainees being interrogated at its prison camp in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

As we now know, the "interrogation" going on then was rather "enhanced". Is there any doubt that the US government has tortured children?

fuck our species

We need a war on motherfuckers who kill endangered species.

no retards allowed

If you are a developmentally disabled non-gringo in LA County Jail, NEVER SIGN ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER.

ignorant fucks

Are you a Republican?
Are you religious?

If the answer to either of the above questions is yes the odds are that you are a total fucking idiot.

a war I could start

If I were The Commander Guy/The Decider I would give the Rwandan/Congolese rebel groups three days to clear the area, then I would do whatever it took to stop shit like this from happening again.

stains like the blood on your teeth

disapearances

That the government can make people disappear without any trace is doubleplus ungood:

"We have families who have not seen their loved ones for years. They've literally disappeared," Mariner told Reuters.

Among the cases detailed in the report is the detention in September 2002 of two children, then aged seven and nine, of confessed September 11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, who was later detained and is now held at Guantanamo.

That they can make children disappear without any trace is really fucked up. No doubt the kids spend their days getting waterboarded and their nights sleeping in a cage. Freedom is on the march!

fuck Saudi Arabia too

They're the same as the fucking Taliban, except they've got oil.

It's Thanksgiving in Iraq!

Turkey just sent several thousand troops across the border into Iraqi territory.

Two senior security officials, speaking on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak to the media, said the raid was limited in scope and that it did not constitute the kind of large incursion that Turkish leaders have been discussing in recent weeks.

That's really reassuring. It's just a little invasion, not a big one, nothing to be alarmed about.

Barrack Obama is so fucking BLACK

Did you know he is trying to start a race war?

fuck the military

Why would anyone sign up when all they are going to do is shit all over you? What a sick fucked up organization.

the tortured torturer

Interesting stuff:

Not long ago in Iraq, he felt "absolute power," he said, over men kept in cages. Lagouranis had forced a grandfather to kneel all night in the cold and bombarded others in metal shipping containers with the tape of the self-help parody "Feel This Book: An Essential Guide to Self-Empowerment, Spiritual Supremacy, and Sexual Satisfaction," by comedians Ben Stiller and Janeane Garofalo. ("They hated it," Lagouranis recalled. "Like, 'Please! Just stop that voice!' ")

If you are a content producer it may be worthwhile to have your lawyer add a "no torture" clause to your copyrights so you can sue assholes like Mr. Lagouranis.