Hillary = France

Mitt Romney is ONE CRAZY MORMON!!!

Enmity toward France, where Romney did his Mormon mission during college, is a recurring theme of the document. The European Union, it says at one point, wants to “drag America down to Europe’s standards,” adding: “That’s where Hillary and Dems would take us. Hillary = France.” The plan even envisions “First, not France” bumper stickers.

Can people fucking get over this anti-France bullshit already? FRANCE WAS FUCKING RIGHT. I'd love it if the US was more like France. They beat us on every fucking measurement of quality of life.

Narcissus Narcosis

Science has proven what we all know:

Kids these days are a bunch of self-centered, selfish, spoiled fucking brats.

Even more so than their self-centered baby boomer parents who made them that way, which is quite the feat!

the silent sum of a businessman

explosive lent

Here is a weird story, someone rigged up three CD players in a church to play dirty sex talk during mass. The church discovered the CD players and moved them to the basement and then called the cops. The cops decided to BLOW UP TWO OF THE CD PLAYERS (?!?!). What's up with that? If they thought the CD players were explosive why not blow all of them up? CNN is too chickenshit to ask.

that's how I roll

Hosni Mubarak is a dictator and a total fucking asshole, al-Azhar University is the university of terrorism and stifles free thought and genuine academic inquiry. Come and get me motherfuckers!

this monkey's gone to heaven

It is totally awesome that they have given this money a robotic arm and totally fucking disturbing that they keep the poor thing in a plastic box and watch it feed itself with its new mechanical appendage. How can anyone do that to a fucking monkey?

I pray to die in space

Barrack Obama is so brown (5)

Obama is so scary, even the Australian Prime Minister is freaking out:

"If I was running al-Qaeda in Iraq, I would put a circle around March 2008 and pray, as many times as possible, for a victory not only for Obama, but also for the Democrats."

Now, I'm not one to get all pissy when people comment on the domestic politics of nations in which they are not a citizen. It doesn't really bother me, we're all stuck on this planet together and domestic politics often have non-domestic effects. So even though I'm no Australian I don't think it is wrong of me to say that John Howard is even more of a shit house pommy bastard than Bush's better known poodle. That out of the way, does anyone honestly believe that al Qaeda wants the US out of Iraq? The US occupation of Iraq has been a recruiting and training bonanza, it's a goldmine for them. The continuing inability to recognize this is completely shocking to me.

natural selection

On this day in the year 1809 one of the greatest revolutionaries in human history was born.

war games

Barrack Obama is so brown (4)

Bow-tied crackers the world over are worried that Obama is a "soldier of black freedom".

I like to think of myself as an "Admiral of black freedom", but that's because I'm white so I don't actually have to serve in the trenches and can spend the day sipping mint juleps with the bourgeoisie.

I'm a lazy bitch

I haven't had the time or energy recently. I'm feeling a little more inspired today. Maybe it's because I'm reading about anti-whaling activists who rock the high seas like motherfucking Blackbeard.