Iraqi military training

"As the Iraqis stand up, we will stand down"

We are never leaving Iraq.

shout out to all you .mil and .gov types

It seems those of you from .gov and .mil search disproportionately for three things I've mentioned here:

1) Britney Spears cunt. I guess the government has a strong interest in finding out what is up with Britney Spears' pussy. Is it shaved? Has she flashed it recently? I don't know and don't care, but you guys do.

2) Fuck the military. I used this phrase once in a post about the military arresting a soldier because her daughter was being abused and she had to go rescue her but they wouldn't give her leave so they tried to charge her with desertion. Pretty fucked up, but that's the military.

3) Terrorist porn. Don't ask me where I have mentioned terrorist porn, it's in there somewhere I guess. I don't really want to know why you guys are searching for terrorist porn, but if someone could make a porno of Britney Spears getting fucked by a terrorist it would be huge with you guys.

blood on my hands

quick, unplug the internets!

"So I've told people that, if you're interested in avoiding World War III, it seems like you ought to be interested in preventing them from having the knowledge necessary to make a nuclear weapon"

Dear Iran, please do not click on this link. Thank you.

we love hate. we hate love.

The horrible thing about the Two Minutes Hate was not that one was obliged to act a part, but, on the contrary, that it was impossible to avoid joining in. Within thirty seconds any pretence was always unnecessary. A hideous ecstasy of fear and vindictiveness, a desire to kill, to torture, to smash faces in with a sledge-hammer, seemed to flow through the whole group of people like an electric current, turning one even against one’s will into a grimacing, screaming lunatic. And yet the rage that one felt was an abstract, undirected emotion which could be switched from one object to another like the flame of a blowlamp.

deus ex machina

Hook me up to the god machine.

fuck the troops

Republicans shaft the longest serving ground troops in Iraq. I guess they don't like them to get an education, it might make it easier for them to figure out that the Republicans and the military leadership don't give a shit about them.

nuke Tehran

Freaky motherfuckers with bad fashion sense got nothing but hate for "all Iranians", too bad they run the show in the Pentagon.