I'm changing the climate

Stupid people rule the world:

"Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore. He's not a schoolteacher," said Frosty Hardison, a parent of seven who also said that he believes the Earth is 14,000 years old. "The information that's being presented is a very cockeyed view of what the truth is. ... The Bible says that in the end times everything will burn up, but that perspective isn't in the DVD."

According to Pastafarianism the true cause of global warming is a lack of pirates.
I propose that that in addition to showing an Inconvenient Truth and allowing Frosty to explain to the kids how we're all the product of 14,000 years of incest between the descendants of Adam and Eve, the Federal Way school district must allow some pirates to explain their side of the story.