you suck worse than your stupid blog (5)

It's Friday and Battlestar Galactica is on tonight, I'm just not feeling mean-spirited enough to give out an award today. I did click the Next Blog button a few times, I saw a few crappy blogs but nothing which rose to the level of this prestigious award. Instead of giving out the award I am going to give it in.

Today's winner of the "you suck worse than your stupid blog" award is:

small flowers crack concrete

This blog totally fucking sucks. Who wants to read about the blogger stepping in dog shit? What kind of a man likes Fiona Apple as a musician? Why does the blogger have to fucking swear so much? Why is the blogger talking about himself in the third-person? What a total fucking idiot.

My favorite thing about this blog is that the blogger hasn't realized that no one reads his blog but he still posts several entries a day. Here's a clue asshole: No one gives a shit what you say on your stupid blog!

My second favorite thing is how many times he writes the words blog and blogger. They are totally stupid words and yet he just keeps on using them over and over. This blogger is a complete dumbfuck and his blog is total shit.