with friends like these

Who needs enemies?

When you buy oil you make Saudis richer. When you make Saudis richer they give more money to Iraqi insurgents. When Iraqi insurgents have more money they buy more weapons. When Iraqi insurgents have more weapons they kill more Americans.

Your crappy gas mileage is killing American soldiers, asshole.

Now as you may have read in previous posts, I hate our troops (probably even more than you do). This is why I drive a Hummer to work every day. I keep it loaded down with weights too (don't worry, they are all made in China), 15mpg just isn't low enough so I needed that extra edge that driving alone in a giant SUV full of boxes of magnetic "Support Our Troops" ribbons gives me. Whenever stupid liberals give me shit for cruising everywhere in a Hummer I pull a magnetic ribbon from a box and try to stick it on their sissy hybrid car. That always shuts them up.