everything is under control

And here all this time I thought they wanted to stick a finger up my butt every time I try to get on a plane because I've got a pretty face!

The thing I love most about these programs is that no one really cares about them. The usual whiners from the ACLU and other human rights groups get a few quotes in the news about how every expert agrees these programs are doubleplus ungood and they shit on everything this county is supposed to stand for. Then you never hear about them again. No one really gives a shit that the government does totally illegal things.