Shit

Stepping in dog shit sucks. Whoever let their dog shit in my front yard and didn't pick it up is an asshole. I'm sitting here thinking, "hey, it really smells like dog shit everywhere I go!" when it finally occurs to me it might be coming from me. I know, I'm a little slow sometimes. How hard is it to pick up a little dog shit? Just carry a fucking bag with you, there are trash cans all over the place so it's not like you need to lug a bag of shit around with you.