Barrack Obama is so brown

Jeff Greenfield was sniffing glue in the green room at CNN:

But, in the case of Obama, he may be walking around with a sartorial time bomb. Ask yourself, is there any other major public figure who dresses the way he does? Why, yes. It is Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who, unlike most of his predecessors, seems to have skipped through enough copies of "GQ" to find the jacket-and-no-tie look agreeable.

Jeff Greenfield dresses like Jacque Chirac. Jacque Chirac is a cheese-eating surrender monkey; ergo, Jeff Greenfield is a dirty Frenchman who hates America and should not be on the television. Please CNN, don't let that anti-American glue-sniffing frog back on my teevee!