The War on Christmas: Abu Santa

This is a pretty funny video.

Somewhat related:
Has anyone else noticed that Santa Clause is a totalitarian pedophile?

Think about it; he is constantly monitoring children, he knows what they are doing all the time. He knows when they have been bad and when they have been good and he rewards or punishes them based on this permanent surveillance. We create this mythical Big Brother in the minds of our children, acculturating them to a life free of privacy.
When I was young and still believed in Santa I always felt really uncomfortable when I was taking a piss. I didn't want Santa looking at my dick, but I couldn't think of any way to hide it from him since he saw everything. Santa Clause made me feel dirty.