Senator's wife cuts his dick off

Republican family values:

"I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary," she said. "If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."

I don't think she has done it yet, but it just came out that he was cheating on her with a prostitute so it's only a matter of time before she cuts his dick off.