you suck worse than your stupid blog (10)

Due to the truck that clogged up my tubes I got really behind on giving out the award. Rather than try to catch up I am going to just shift to giving out the award once a week from now on. I'm lazy.

So, this weeks winner of the prestigious 10th ever "you suck worse than your stupid blog" award is:

http://dontoearth.blogspot.com/

I don't know what the deal is with this blog, it looks pretty popular. It's supposedly written by some 90+ year old Canadian named Don. As I've written previously, Canada is actively combating its reputation as the most boring nation in the Western hemisphere; clearly this blog is part of some diabolical Canadian viral marketing astroturf campaign.

Think about it:

Everyone thinks old people are boring.
Everyone thinks Canadians are boring.

What if there was an old Canadian who, instead of being doubly boring, had a blog and was interesting?!

It's just the kind of sneaky shit Canadians would pull to trick us into thinking they were cool and hip. I'm on to you Don!

UPDATE: It seems I hit a sore spot with "Don". I always post a comment to the most recent entry on the award winning blog to make sure they know they won. "Don" has deleted my notification comment. If this were Gitmo that would be an admission of guilt!

'eh?

UPDATE #2: The viral marketing payload is spreading already. First the National Post (Canada's only newspaper) profiles "Don". Then BoingBoing (a notorious den of Canadians) promotes the "story". He sounds like such a cool and interesting old Canadian, not boring at all. It won't be long until he is doing commercials.