you suck worse than your stupid blog

This morning I was taking a look at my blog, mostly to see how godawful ugly my template is when I noticed the little "next blog" button up top. Of course I made the mistake of clicking that, which took me here:

http://e-devotion.blogspot.com/

This has inspired me to begin what will hopefully become a regular feature of clicking the next button once a day and writing about whatever shitty blog it takes me to (unless I get bored with it, or miraculously it only takes me to blogs which aren't shit).

His current post is a whole bunch of veiled whining about how Christians are persecuted.

How many times have you been shot at or convicted or beaten for talking about Jesus? It happens every day in our world. How many times have people called you names for being Christian or made you look bad? It happens often right here where we live. Are we ashamed? It is not about getting the abuse. It is all about bringing attention to our great God. He is awesome and I am not ashamed.

Now this guy lives in fucking Virginia. I don't think a lot of people are shooting or beating Christians there, maybe atheists or Muslims. Everyone picks on atheists, and cracker ass motherfuckers like that blogger are always picking on Muslims. Just the other day a friend of mine was walking down the street with a scarf over her head (it was cold out) and an SUV pulled up next to her and the driver started screaming fucked up anti-Muslim shit at her. She told me she wasn't that scared though because the guy had his family in the car so she figured he wouldn't do anything besides scream shit at her. She flipped him off and he peeled out of there. Of course he had a Jesus fish on the back of his car. Because you know, Jesus was a hate filled warmonger who went around harassing lone women walking down the street in front of fucking children.

So all of that is a round-about way of saying this: CHRISTIANS MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK BAD. It's not me who is doing it, I'm just calling you on your shit. You are all self-righteous hypocrites. Literally, all of you. Pull the fucking plank out of your own eye asshole and shut the fuck up about the rest of us. Also, go re-read your fucking bible. You guys suck at reading comprehension. Because you no doubt missed it: Jesus was a fucking revolutionary. If you want to follow in his footsteps you shouldn't be trying to turn the US government into a theocracy, you should be trying to overthrow capitalism and eradicate consumerism. Camels and needles, no?