Welcome Slashdotters

I'm amazed how many of you were suckered in by my devious viral marketing ploy. You are totally fucking stupid!!!

Not really, I'm just being mean. Plus, my mp3 collection is already gone thanks to a dead HDD.

So thanks for visiting, feel free to leave me a pissy comment telling me how much I suck. I've been reading Slashdot since ~1997 so I know that's what you are probably good at.