O Come All Ye Black Folk

It's rather telling that it is always the conservatives getting in trouble for being racist pricks:

The carol, entitled, "O Come All Ye Black Folk," was published in the most recent edition of the Primary Source, which bills itself as "the journal of conservative thought at Tufts University."

The parody of "O Come All Ye Faithful" calls black people "boisterous" and proclaims, "Born into the ghetto. O Jesus! We need you now to fill our racial quotas."

While it is not true that all conservatives are racists, it is true that the vast majority of racists are conservatives.

On the subject of stupid conservatives, how the fuck can anyone be conservative in college? Smoke some pot and get laid dipshits. If that doesn't work, stop wanking it to pictures of Ann Coulter and start paying more attention in class.