google news

Some days I love Google News, today is not one of those days. Who the fuck is Keith Urban and why should I give a shit that he likes getting coked up before he fucks a lingerie model? I don't care enough to click on any of the dozen links to this stupid "news" story that Google News has decided I am interested in. I thought Google News had finally learned that I don't have any celebritarian needs. I can't imagine what I have searched for to throw it so completely out of wack.